hold a sloth
A sloth actually moves faster swimming despite being a predominantly land animal. This is one of many obscure sloth fasts I know due to my early onset obsession with the adorable animal. Sloths being my favorite animal has had much to do with my childhood memorabilia including room decor, class art projects, and stuffed animals.
Through being constantly surrounded by the image of sloths, I have always dreamed of holding a real one. Out of all of the animals in the world, coming in contact with a sloth would by far excite me the most.